Here’s some dumb shit I refrained from posting on the internet until now! I hope you’re alive and well! I hope you’re doing your best! I hope the daily calculations of survival haven’t worn you out! I hope you know I love you!
i LUV butts in jeans
shit i’ve cried to this week: “i guess that’s why they call it the blues”, “who wants to live forever”, the entire concept of fleetwood mac
i have so many questions about the sentience and ethics of atlantis in the aquaman universe
to keep my banking free i make a farcical automatic deposit to a savings account every month and then immediately move it back to checking. every month. the future is lunacy.
HONQUE HONQUE i’m A GOOSE BITCHE is the song of spring
april 2019: the only song i can listen to right now is “over and over” by hot chip which came out in 2006 and i did not hear until january of 2018 the internet is great, actually
bonded with my beautiful gentle hygienist angel over the best lesbian-staffed gas stations in town
today i tried to do something Above and Beyond and it Broke Everything and i am taking it as a sign from the universe that the path of least resistance is the fucking Right One
i love when my social media feeds are 50% pissed off about star wars and 50% amped about star wars and that this time it’s bc there’s a cute illogical baby alien
i accidentally killed tim conway and i’m SORRY!!!! !!!!!!!!!
what’s it called when you do sthing bc ur curious but u also hate yrself, like ,,, curiosity flagellation
luv to lay on my belly on a hard floor even tho i know my back will become completely locked and immobilize me for several hours!!!!
hang on lemme just disassociate real quick
I’m still out here using Twitter at incomprehensible intervals — @ashrocketship — so you know… Don’t miss out on that either.
