Here’s some stuff I consumed in the last month wherein I had seemingly infinite fucking free time and yet could not manage to focus and actually do basically anything at all! I hope you’re staying home if you can, staying safe if you can’t, washing your hands, and hopefully finding any joy you can in this time. <3

Kelly Conaboy, I Wouldn’t Do a Puzzle If It Were the Last Activity on Earth

MLB, Why do all MLB ballparks have different dimensions?

Eric Feurer, The Guy Who Played Drums For The Buffy Theme Song

Payal Dahr, When It Comes to Being Gay-Friendly, Women’s Sports Are Ahead of the Game

Bon Appétit, Brad Makes Garlic Ginger Paste

Will Oremus, What Everyone’s Getting Wrong About the Toilet Paper Shortage

NHL, Weird NHL ’90s Edition: Vol. 1

geothebio, “Bone Dry Feeners” – MBMBAM Animatic

Bon Appétit, Pro Chefs Take You on a Tour of Their Kitchens

Here’s some stuff I consumed in the last month that didn’t waste my time!

Helen Rosner, The Many Lives of Roberto, a Soup

Miles Klee, The Forever War Between ‘Come’ and ‘Cum’

Beth Boyle Machlan, A Cold, White Sport in a Warming World

Merritt K, Richard Kind: A Review

Michael Clair, The long history of baseball’s most glorious fashion accessory: The stirrup sock

Peter Slattery, We Finally Figured Out Who Makes wikiHow’s Bizarre Art

Jon Bois et al., 17776

Orville Peck, “Nothing Fades Like the Light”

Miles Klee, No One Has Range Like Richard Kind

Unboxing But No Hands (CHALLENGE)

Can Wholesome Edits of Boomer Comics End the Generation War?

The 2017 College Grad Who Got Attacked by a Horde of YA Authors Had No Idea What She Was Getting Into

The Try Guys Bake Cookies Without A Recipe

Test of Faith

Work Should Be Over When It Gets Dark

Link Rides A Horse For The First Time (SURPRISE)

Pendeja, You Ain’t Steinbeck: My Bronca with Fake-Ass Social Justice Literature

The day when three NASA astronauts staged a strike in space

How I Lost My Legs ang Gained… You Want Me to Say Something Inspiring Here

Can You Guess How Many Nesting Dolls? (GAME)

When “Peanuts” Went All-In on Vaccinations

I have sex with fat people, and it’s not revolutionary: a thread.