in recent years

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Here’s some stuff I refrained from posting on the internet until now!

in the spirit of UNLEASH, my word of the year, i am admitting aloud that mikey way posted one of my favorite songs to his instagram story (ben folds five, “smoke” for interested parties) and i got real weird about it and almost started crying at my desk

my favorite thing about the hockey content i have recently consumed is hearing names pronounced that have seemingly no connection to the configuration of letters that i am reading

SKA IS GOOD ACTUALLY

whilst ascribing feelings to strangers with my wife rn i said, “well then he needs to GET OVER IT” and she said, serious as hell, “HE CAN’T HE’S A SCORPIO”

there’s a lot of terrible shit about keeping yourself alive but having to remove and apply clothing has got to be
close to the top

a lot of people’s true problem is thinking there’s an actual real difference between things that are good and things that are bad

sometimes i feel really ugly and then i realize it’s just that the part in my hair is wrong

wisconsin LOVES cbd and KETAMINE and adult superstores

astrology is fake af until it applies to me and then it is the ONLY TRUTH

one time i saw a bunch of ladies going buck wild in a school bus, full on getting spanked under strobe lights while driving the streets of mpls and it was exactly as spectacular as it sounds

I do still use Twitter in the year of our lord 2020, @ashrocketship, so you know… Don’t miss out on those either. Because I’m a real gift to the world and you should be getting as much of me as humanly possible.