Here’s some dumb shit I refrained from posting on the internet until now! I hope you’re alive and well! I hope you’re doing your best! I hope the daily calculations of survival haven’t worn you out! I hope you know I love you!
kum & go breakfast pizza might be my fave midwestern delicacy
not to be controversial but there is TOO MUCH tv right now
the 19 yo guy who rang me up at walgreen’s said, “oh livin’ the dream” when i asked him how he was doing and i felt it in my fuckin BONE MARROW
i just wanna come home from work and have a half hour of uninterrupted alone time in my bathroom!!!!!! is that so much to ask!!!!!!!
some of y’all don’t know shit about infrastructure and it shows
WHY DO I OBSESSIVELY OPEN MY EMAIL NO ONE EVER EMAILS ME WHAT THE HELL AM I LOOKING FOR THERE AREN’T ANY BRAIN CHEMICALS IN THERE KNOCK IT OFF
i got mad at myself today for ‘disappointing’ the motion sensor light in our bathroom by activating it???
i didn’t want to smoke pot until brandon tartikoff told me not to
i am having an absolute fucking SURPLUS of feelings right now and i am NOT appropriately dealing with ANY of them
i think one of the most important things that i know about myself is that i would eat human meat if offered it and i would not even THINK to question the provenance
I’m still out here using Twitter at incomprehensible intervals — @ashrocketship — so you know… Don’t miss out on that either.
